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What's the difference between brussel sprouts and semen?
NLYUK still doesn't like the taste of sprouts.

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"I'm not racist," I said to my mate, "but I prefer my sandwiches cut diagonally."

"...but that's not racist," he said.

"Exactly," I replied, "I said I wasn't racist

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This Clown Craze has gone too far.

I mean think about it

Donald Trump President of America

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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.

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My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

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Bit of politics

Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common?
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A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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For our Divorcees

A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.

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For our Divorcees

Why don‘t cannibals eat divorced women?

Because they’re bitter.

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For AtW

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
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So their nuts don't get wet!

More jokes at: Short and Funny Jokes | One Liners Top 100 | Short-funny.com

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What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
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Finds the nearest skyscraper.