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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Stereotypes neither are supposed to want to pay.
    Ahhh - the humour of anti-semitism passing as lazy stereotyping. Thanks for clarifying.

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      Not sure if this should be here, or in the Brexit thread... http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/10/06/...vernment-form/
      {emotionless greeting}

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        Bloke has sex with a brass and then asks, "did you take precautions?"
        She replies, "no, did you?"
        He shrugs and says, "nope, so when you have a son in nine months, call it Steven."
        To which the brass replies, "you'll have a rash in three days, call it whatever the f**k you want."
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          A used beer map taped to your arm makes a great "alcohol patch" for #Stoptober
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            Originally posted by missinggreenfields View Post
            Ahhh - the humour of anti-semitism passing as lazy stereotyping. Thanks for clarifying.
            all my best jewish jokes come from my Rabbi.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage........

              I used to shave my privates with one , but I don't have the balls to do that now.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Have you ever heard of the Oscar Pistorious drinking game?
                When your girlfriend goes to the toilet you take 5 shots
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  On holiday in Spain, I saw a sign:

                  ENGLISH SPEAKING DOCTOR

                  I thought 'What a good idea, we ought to have those in England'
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    I can swallow a shoelace and make it come out tied in a bow.




                    .. I sh1t you knot.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      When ever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad.

                      Sometimes I even let her in.
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                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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