Please put more jokes here

[missinggreenfields]

Stereotypes neither are supposed to want to pay.

Ahhh - the humour of anti-semitism passing as lazy stereotyping. Thanks for clarifying.

[WTFH]

Not sure if this should be here, or in the Brexit thread... http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/10/06/...vernment-form/

[LondonManc]

Bloke has sex with a brass and then asks, "did you take precautions?"
She replies, "no, did you?"
He shrugs and says, "nope, so when you have a son in nine months, call it Steven."
To which the brass replies, "you'll have a rash in three days, call it whatever the f**k you want."

[WTFH]

A used beer map taped to your arm makes a great "alcohol patch" for #Stoptober

[vetran]

Ahhh - the humour of anti-semitism passing as lazy stereotyping. Thanks for clarifying.

all my best jewish jokes come from my Rabbi.

[vetran]

Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage........

I used to shave my privates with one , but I don't have the balls to do that now.

[vetran]

Have you ever heard of the Oscar Pistorious drinking game?
When your girlfriend goes to the toilet you take 5 shots

[vetran]

On holiday in Spain, I saw a sign:

ENGLISH SPEAKING DOCTOR

I thought 'What a good idea, we ought to have those in England'

[vetran]

I can swallow a shoelace and make it come out tied in a bow.




.. I sh1t you knot.

[vetran]

When ever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad.

Sometimes I even let her in.
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