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    If you hate Capitalism then just write everything in lower case
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      What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

      Their last hit was the wall
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        I bought my wife a fridge for her birthday.

        I know it's not the greatest gift, but you should have seen her face light up, when she opened it.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work.

          The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            My wife treats me like God.

            She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              for Scooter

              An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Jew were eating out at a restaurant one night.

              When the bill was presented to the trio, the Scotsman was heard to say: "I'll pay that. It's £150, I'll pay that."

              You probably saw the headline on the Mirror's front page the next day:
              JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST SHOT DEAD IN RESTAURANT
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                If God meant us to be vegetarian, why did he make animals out of meat?
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  What's less than a centimeter long and smells of pork?

                  Kermit's dick
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Jew were eating out at a restaurant one night.

                    When the bill was presented to the trio, the Scotsman was heard to say: "I'll pay that. It's £150, I'll pay that."

                    You probably saw the headline on the Mirror's front page the next day:
                    JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST SHOT DEAD IN RESTAURANT
                    Is there a reason why the religion of the ventriloquist is relevant?

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                      Originally posted by missinggreenfields View Post
                      Is there a reason why the religion of the ventriloquist is relevant?
                      Stereotypes neither are supposed to want to pay.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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