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[WTFH]

If you hate Capitalism then just write everything in lower case

[vetran]

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

[vetran]

I bought my wife a fridge for her birthday.

I know it's not the greatest gift, but you should have seen her face light up, when she opened it.

[vetran]

Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work.

The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.

[vetran]

My wife treats me like God.

She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

[vetran]

for Scooter

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Jew were eating out at a restaurant one night.

When the bill was presented to the trio, the Scotsman was heard to say: "I'll pay that. It's £150, I'll pay that."

You probably saw the headline on the Mirror's front page the next day:
JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST SHOT DEAD IN RESTAURANT

[vetran]

If God meant us to be vegetarian, why did he make animals out of meat?

[vetran]

What's less than a centimeter long and smells of pork?

Kermit's dick

[missinggreenfields]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Jew were eating out at a restaurant one night.

When the bill was presented to the trio, the Scotsman was heard to say: "I'll pay that. It's £150, I'll pay that."

You probably saw the headline on the Mirror's front page the next day:
JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST SHOT DEAD IN RESTAURANT

Is there a reason why the religion of the ventriloquist is relevant?

[vetran]

Is there a reason why the religion of the ventriloquist is relevant?

Stereotypes neither are supposed to want to pay.