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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last hit was the wall"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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I bought my wife a fridge for her birthday.
I know it's not the greatest gift, but you should have seen her face light up, when she opened it."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work.
The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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My wife treats me like God.
She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Jew were eating out at a restaurant one night.
When the bill was presented to the trio, the Scotsman was heard to say: "I'll pay that. It's £150, I'll pay that."
You probably saw the headline on the Mirror's front page the next day:
JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST SHOT DEAD IN RESTAURANT"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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If God meant us to be vegetarian, why did he make animals out of meat?"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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What's less than a centimeter long and smells of pork?
Kermit's dick"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Originally posted by vetran View PostAn Englishman, a Scotsman and a Jew were eating out at a restaurant one night.
When the bill was presented to the trio, the Scotsman was heard to say: "I'll pay that. It's £150, I'll pay that."
You probably saw the headline on the Mirror's front page the next day:
JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST SHOT DEAD IN RESTAURANTComment
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Originally posted by missinggreenfields View PostIs there a reason why the religion of the ventriloquist is relevant?"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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