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[WTFH]

I know it's a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?

[NotAllThere]

I got a phone call from Richard Dawkins at 3am this morning

"What are you doing ringing me at this ungodly hour?!" I asked

"Every hour is ungodly" he said

I got a phone call from The Pope at 3am this morning

"What are you doing ringing me at this ungodly hour?!" I asked

"No hour is ungodly" he said

[vetran]

I know it's a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?

you had to throw that out there!

[vetran]

The symbol of the Conservative party is a tree and like the tree in my back garden they?ve sat there and done **** all for the past 12 years.

[vetran]

I told my cat i was going to teach him to speak English.

He looked at me and said "Me? ow."

[vetran]

MF walked past the TV and his wife missed two episodes.

[vetran]

Prince Andrew is selling Viagra tablets called The Grand Old Duke of York. No instructions with them. When it's up it's up. When it's down it's down....etc

[vetran]

I was trying to chat up this single mother in the pub the other night.

She asked me if I'd ever brought up a child and I said "Yes...but it was my own fault for trying to eat it all in one go."

[vetran]

The irony of petrol stations.


I'm the one doing the pumping, yet I'm still the one getting shafted.

[vetran]

Just saw a recent photo of Kate Bush.
I don't think she'll be running anywhere.