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    My grandfather broke his leg by standing on a door mat.

    I probably should have explained the concept of a helter skelter.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Texas says abortion can remain legal but the baby gets an AR-15 to defend itself.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        If it weren't for Arabs we'd never have 9/11.

        Instead we'd have IX/XI.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          What's black and white and desperate for attention?

          Gary Linekar
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Nobody was interested in my carpentry class until I offered to teach them how to make glory holes.

            Now they're all coming out of the woodwork.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              '...My Dentist says I need a crown.

              FINALLY!

              Someone who appreciates me.'
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Welcome to the Assumption Club.

                I think we all know why we're here.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  First time I met my wife I immediately thought "what an arse"
                  Sadly, so did she about me.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Flaming British tradesmen!
                    Just paid a chippie £300 to build me a double bed and the idiot has done a bunk!
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a supermarket.
                      Doctor: How long have you felt like this?
                      Me: Since I was Lidl.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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