Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

Didn't know Alexei was their new driver?

James May 'was rushed to hospital after crashing into a wall at 75mph during filming for the Amazon Prime show' The only thing to improve this episode would be if Clarkson were in the passenger seat.

[WTFH]

What's the difference between vetran and my septic tank?

My septic tank isn't full of tulip. (I expect to tell the same joke in 2 years time and may even use this post as a reminder as to when I last had it emptied)

[vetran]

What's the difference between vetran and my septic tank?

My septic tank isn't full of tulip. (I expect to tell the same joke in 2 years time and may even use this post as a reminder as to when I last had it emptied)

I expect you will still be talking Tulip & being unfunny in 2 years.

[WTFH]

It must be an extremely worrying time for anybody who has dumped a body in a reservoir.

[WTFH]

Today my doctor told me I was colour blind.


That really came out of the purple.

[vetran]

I just failed my RAF entrance exam.

Apparently 'the Bombay doors' are NOT an Indian tribute band ??

[vetran]

Adele has declared her wish to marry Rich Paul

Heather Mills hatched a similar plan years ago

[vetran]

Somebody just asked me what I know about atoms.

Very little

[vetran]

Q. Name a great Welsh butter?
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A. Ryan Giggs

[WTFH]

Many of you will have heard of Phil Spector, but did you know his brother Arsene was as a proctologist?