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    Didn't know Alexei was their new driver?

    James May 'was rushed to hospital after crashing into a wall at 75mph during filming for the Amazon Prime show' The only thing to improve this episode would be if Clarkson were in the passenger seat.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      What's the difference between vetran and my septic tank?

      My septic tank isn't full of tulip. (I expect to tell the same joke in 2 years time and may even use this post as a reminder as to when I last had it emptied)
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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        What's the difference between vetran and my septic tank?

        My septic tank isn't full of tulip. (I expect to tell the same joke in 2 years time and may even use this post as a reminder as to when I last had it emptied)
        I expect you will still be talking Tulip & being unfunny in 2 years.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          It must be an extremely worrying time for anybody who has dumped a body in a reservoir.
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            Today my doctor told me I was colour blind.


            That really came out of the purple.
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              I just failed my RAF entrance exam.

              Apparently 'the Bombay doors' are NOT an Indian tribute band ??
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Adele has declared her wish to marry Rich Paul

                Heather Mills hatched a similar plan years ago
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Somebody just asked me what I know about atoms.

                  Very little
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Q. Name a great Welsh butter?
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                    A. Ryan Giggs
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Many of you will have heard of Phil Spector, but did you know his brother Arsene was as a proctologist?
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