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    I'm busy following a recipe and it says "chill in the fridge for an hour."
    I've got a book, some snacks and a pint but it's very cramped in here.

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      To who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

      You have my word!
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        My brother in law has just got a new dog that he's trained to fetch his wine for him …it’s a Bordeaux collie
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          My daughter said that's she's just been diagnosed with autism.

          I asked her if that means she takes things literally.

          No, she said, that's kleptomaniacs.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            A friend of mine said that if you listen to U2 without the lead guitar it's almost tolerable.

            Not sure about that, but it definitely took the Edge off
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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