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    A man walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?"

    The librarian responds, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      A Jewish guy walks up to a girl in a bar and says, "Wow, you are really pretty, can I have your number ?"

      She replies, "Aww, thats really sweet, but we use names nowadays".
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        Born on this day in 1818, political theorist and philosopher Karl Marx. Not many people know this about Karl Marx, but his sister invented the starter pistol. Her name was Onya.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          Not many people know this about Malcolm X, but he had a sister who was an early pioneer for toilets shared by men and women.

          Her name was Eunice.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            Not many people know this about Germaine Greer, but she has a sister who is even more furious.

            Her name is Anne.

            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              Not many people know this about Italian goalkeeper Dino Zoff, but he has a brother who was a sprinter.


              His name is Andy.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                Not many people know this about Brazilian tennis player Gustavo Kuerten, but he has a sister who makes frilly window dressings.


                Her name is Anette.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  Not many people know this about Stan Lee, but he had a brother who spent most of his life convinced he was a green vegetable.


                  His name was Broco.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    Not many people know this about Phil Spectre, but he had a brother who worked in Quality Control at Walkers.

                    Crispen.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      Smart play for the Vatican to go with an American Pope to avoid tariffs
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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