Reply to: Please put more jokes here

[WTFH]

My introverted neighbour wanted to thank his cardiologist for a recent piece of surgery. He wrote the card "I hope I never have to see you again"
The words might not have been perfect, but at least his heart was in the right place.

[xoggoth]

Excellent jobby keeping this thread going WTFH.

[WTFH]

When I think about sibling rivalry, I can't help thinking about Albert Einstein's brother Frank.


He had his head screwed on.

[WTFH]

Over 70% of the Earth's surface is water.
That water is not carbonated.
Technically speaking, it's flat.

[sadkingbilly]

[sadkingbilly]

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick.
Jack jumped over the candlestick.
the candle, it was burning bright..........
.. he burned his bolloks and it serves him right!

[WTFH]

Not buying Evian water, I'm not stupid, it's naive backwards.
I buy the slightly cheaper Tnucyllis instead, I think it's Greek.

[ladymuck]

[NotAllThere]

Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78.

That's gotta be some sort of record.

[WTFH]

just tried to use 'beefstew' as a password, and failed.
apparently it's not stroganoff.

KUATB!

[sadkingbilly]

just tried to use 'beefstew' as a password, and failed.
apparently it's not stroganoff.

[ladymuck]

[WTFH]

The guy who invented the Ferris wheel never met the guy who invented the merry-go-round.


They travelled in different circles.

[WTFH]

I’ve just found out I’m colourblind.
The news came completely out of the purple

[NotAllThere]

As part of their DEI, Sainsbury are banning straight white bread.

(Just listening to Skewer on BBC sounds).