Give a man a duck and you'll feed him for a week
Teach a man to duck and he'll avoid low flying objects.
Teach a man to duck and he'll avoid low flying objects.
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Accidentally said “Shirley” instead of “Siri” and now my phone is stuck in Airplane mode.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I advertised my Hornby locomotive and attendant coal wagon.
Got a call from Elvis.
Didn’t want the train but he loved me tender.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed the Sea Señor.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub, but somehow it's a 20 minute walk back.
The difference is staggering...Comment
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in the beginning, there was god.
and a void.
and god looked out into the void, and said.................
I know you're out there somewhere you bastard!!!
🙂 🙂 < from a toilet wall, in crouch end, london, circa 1976>Comment
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guy's sat in a toilet at a big bike rally and immediately lets out an echoing, rippingly loud fart.
Dry voice from another cubicle says: "Bit more choke and she would have started".Comment
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I'm busy following a recipe and it says "chill in the fridge for an hour."
I've got a book, some snacks and a pint but it's very cramped in here.Comment
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My brother in law has just got a new dog that he's trained to fetch his wine for him …it’s a Bordeaux collie…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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A friend of mine said that if you listen to U2 without the lead guitar it's almost tolerable.
Not sure about that, but it definitely took the Edge off…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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