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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    as usual. - as funny as a 3am house fire
    Carry on knock one out!

    Do supply your own

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  • BR14
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    as usual. - as funny as a 3am house fire

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  • vetran
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    Heard about the blonde who saw a crate of milk in a field and thought it was a cow's nest?

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  • vetran
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    I just sneezed all over my toast.
    I can’t believe it…snot butter.

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  • vetran
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    Now that the travel restrictions are not as severe, my neighbour Mohammed`s travel agency is doing really well.

    He specialises in pilgrimage tours to the Muslim holy places. Apparently he`s making mecca bucks.

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  • vetran
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    Confused sultana scone seeks raisin d'etre

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    I’ve been married for 20 years.

    A ghost is my only hope of ever experiencing moaning in the bedroom again.
    Just forget to make the bed, and you'll definitely hear some moaning.

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  • rik sherman
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    At the start of the pandemic Robbie Williams was using antibacterial wipes.
    But now he's loving hand gel instead.
    And through it all, all he wanted was protection from a virus or infection

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  • vetran
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    Someone suggested getting a stripper for my wife's 60th birthday. What a fantastic idea that turned out to be.

    She only has the paper to hang now.

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  • vetran
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    My wife joined a successful local Weightwatchers groups, as the membership is increasing rapidly she told me tonight "the group is getting bigger".

    Clearly not working then.

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