Please put more jokes here

[WTFH]

Apparently St. George was made a saint for having the courage to stand up to a big scary dragon.

Fair play to the fella, I tried that once and had to spend the next 6 months in the spare room.

[Paddy]

Twelve years ago, my friend Chris came running out his room with emotional tears shouting "it's a boy, it's a boy!" He went on to say that he will never return to Thailand.

[WTFH]

The person who stole my diary has just died.


My thoughts are with his family.

[WTFH]

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?



The polar bear.

[WTFH]

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be in the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

[vetran]

There's a new Indian restaurant opening in Bradford called The Giant Peach.

Their specialty is rolled daal.

[vetran]

American reboot of the Thomas the Tank Engine series has modern animation.

Thomas is black, gay, 40 stone and carries an assault rifle.

[Paddy]

I put my old dogging kit up for auction on eBay. No bids but 25 watching.

[vetran]

What?s the difference between politicians and lawyers?

A politician lies about everything. So does a lawyer, but in Latin.

[vetran]

Saw a rhinoceros prostitute last night.
Same as any other, but she just charged more.......