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  • vetran
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    I tried to explain to my wife, You put carrot in carrot cake, Egg in eggnog and cheese in cheesecake.

    She said there was no way she would try chicken coq-au-vin.

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  • ladymuck
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    I asked my cryptotrader friend if they'd lend me a bitcoin.

    "£43,603?" they replied. "£36,521 is a lot of money. What do you need £27,329 for anyway?"






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  • NotAllThere
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    Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?

    So when they come into port they can Scandinavian.

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  • vetran
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    My girlfriend filmed herself having her hair bleached and made longer earlier.


    I’ve just watched the extended highlights.

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  • vetran
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    Dusty Hill died in his sleep.


    He just zztopped breathing.

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  • vetran
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    Pfizer is NOT trying to kill you with their vaccine.


    They want to keep you alive long enough until you need Viagra.
    A dead customer does not help their bottom line.

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  • vetran
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    for Halo

    How do architects, engineers and male pornstars gain fame?



    Through their erections

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  • vetran
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    Two men both walk into a bar.

    One of them says "Ow" and the other one says "Ow"

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  • vetran
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    For NAT



    The vaccine saved my life says PIERS MORGAN.



    FFS, don't give the anti-vaxxers something to work with.

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  • vetran
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    Royal Family has 'very real fears' that Harry's '£18m' four-book deal could destabilize the discount bins in WH Smith.

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