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[vetran]

I'll never date a mime again, they're just too quiet in bed.

[vetran]

When you see deaf couples holding hands, it may be a romantic moment, or perhaps they?re trying to shut each other up for a bit.

[vetran]

I was born with a rare condition ,, I only had one bum cheek .
Anyway i recently had an operation to correct the problem. I can't thank the surgeons enough. They made a complete arse of it.

[vetran]

The wife said it's not working between us and she's leaving me.
I said "Why what have I done".
"Well for starters you're always telling stupid jokes and puns".
"And for the main course"?

[vetran]

Jimmy Choo used to be called Matt Choo but changed it because he was sick of everyone saying "bless you" whenever he introduced himself

[WTFH]

"My wife keeps mistaking me for Alice in Wonderland characters."


"Are you mad at her?"


"Oh no, not you too".

[WTFH]

My bear's diarrhoea problems are starting to worry me.




The vet says he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet.

[NotAllThere]

I'll never date a mime again, they're just too quiet in bed.

Oh, but the skillful hands!

[ladymuck]

Jimmy Choo used to be called Matt Choo but changed it because he was sick of everyone saying "pitchu?" whenever he introduced himself

An alternative...

[WTFH]

Today someone told me I am average.



I told them that’s just mean.