I'll never date a mime again, they're just too quiet in bed.
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When you see deaf couples holding hands, it may be a romantic moment, or perhaps they?re trying to shut each other up for a bit.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was born with a rare condition ,, I only had one bum cheek .
Anyway i recently had an operation to correct the problem. I can't thank the surgeons enough. They made a complete arse of it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The wife said it's not working between us and she's leaving me.
I said "Why what have I done".
"Well for starters you're always telling stupid jokes and puns".
"And for the main course"?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Jimmy Choo used to be called Matt Choo but changed it because he was sick of everyone saying "bless you" whenever he introduced himselfAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"My wife keeps mistaking me for Alice in Wonderland characters."
"Are you mad at her?"
"Oh no, not you too".…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My bear's diarrhoea problems are starting to worry me.
The vet says he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Oh, but the skillful hands!Originally posted by vetran View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Today someone told me I am average.
I told them that’s just mean.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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