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    STD's

    Proof that you're having sex with someone besides yourself.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      I wonder how they are going to make slavery responsible for Kwasi Kwarteng being a tulip chancellor
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        It?s Liverpool v Glasgow to see who hosts Eurovision.

        If you want it to be a close contest give it to the city with the most teenage pregnancy.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Trying to find a fit bird at the pub is similar to playing crazy golf.

          You want to get to the perfect hole but your balls always end up bouncing off some hippo's teeth.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            A quantum experiment carried out by physicists indicates two versions of reality existing at the same time.

            Bet James Corden's a fat twit in both of 'em.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              STD's

              Proof that your wife is having sex with someone besides yourself.
              FTFY
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                FTFY
                I respect YOUR lived experience!
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  I went up to one of Darth Vader's henchmen and told him, he weighed 96 Kg
                  He replied pedantically, I'm actually 15 Stone 1 .

                  Bloody Imperial Stormtroopers
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    The other day I tried archery blindfolded.

                    You don't know what you're missing!
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I've just been diagnosed with terminal D.I.Y shoppers syndrome.



                      I've been given six Wickes to live.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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