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    #id
    Who is well known for shagging all the old women of Middle Earth?

    Wayne Runey.

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      #id
      bit of politics...

      The Queen will be lying in state for four days. Unlike Boris Johnson who did it for 1,140 days.

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        #id
        I was going to watch a program on C4+1 but i live alone

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          #id
          Everyone's leaving Paddington Bear merchandise at the Queen's memorial after she appeared with him in a sketch.

          I suppose when Charles and Andrew kick the bucket it'll be models of Noddy and copies of Lolita.

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            #id
            A few years ago I found a beautiful wild rabbit baby that had been abandoned by its mother, so I took it in and nurtured it, fed it, and looked after it until it was older.















            It was pretty hare raising

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              #id
              I've given up opening up the papers to read any actual news these days. Instead the wife and I play 'Queen Bingo'.

              Yesterday I got a full house with 'Solemn', 'Vigil', 'Mourning' and 'Beloved'.

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                #id
                Veteran is learning to speed read.

                He read Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone in 3 hours!
                I know it's only 6 words.. but it's a start!
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #id
                  Did you know Jar Jar Binks has a cousin who is a famous author?

                  Jor Jor Well
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #id
                    I was told today I had my fathers ears.

                    Talk about a strange Will reading.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      #id
                      If you ask me solar power is the way forward. But it won't happen overnight
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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