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    Up and down the country 96 gun salutes to commemorate the Queen, gun shots also heard in Liverpool but that was just a standard Friday.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Sports bosses: The Queen's dead, let's stop everyone working to show respect!.

      Rail and Postal Union bosses: The Queen's dead, let's stop everyone going on strike, to show respect!.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        "That Sherlock actor stole my National Insurance card!"

        "Benefit number snatch?"

        "Yes, that’s him!"
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          Astrology FACT: Due to people deliberately mispronouncing it’s name, NASA is planning to officially rename Uranus in 2023 after the Norse god of the sky, Upyåbumbum.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            So we?re now going to be given all new coins with Prince Charles on. I?m not amused, I hate change.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Even though I live at number 6, I paint no 34 on my bin so the binmen leave it near my house.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                How many folk in that queue will be disappointed when they realise it doesn't end in an Apple store
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Bloody Magistrates.... just given me 6 months in Centre Parcs
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Name a capital city which starts with a Q, has a Q in the middle and ends with a Q?

                    London for the next 4 days.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      I'm skipping breakfast and dinner for the Queen's funeral on Monday.

                      McDonald's and Greggs will be closed.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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