Up and down the country 96 gun salutes to commemorate the Queen, gun shots also heard in Liverpool but that was just a standard Friday.
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Sports bosses: The Queen's dead, let's stop everyone working to show respect!.
Rail and Postal Union bosses: The Queen's dead, let's stop everyone going on strike, to show respect!.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"That Sherlock actor stole my National Insurance card!"
"Benefit number snatch?"
"Yes, that’s him!"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Astrology FACT: Due to people deliberately mispronouncing it’s name, NASA is planning to officially rename Uranus in 2023 after the Norse god of the sky, Upyåbumbum.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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So we?re now going to be given all new coins with Prince Charles on. I?m not amused, I hate change.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Even though I live at number 6, I paint no 34 on my bin so the binmen leave it near my house.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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How many folk in that queue will be disappointed when they realise it doesn't end in an Apple storeAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Bloody Magistrates.... just given me 6 months in Centre ParcsAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Name a capital city which starts with a Q, has a Q in the middle and ends with a Q?
London for the next 4 days.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm skipping breakfast and dinner for the Queen's funeral on Monday.
McDonald's and Greggs will be closed.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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