Please put more jokes here

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If you applied for a job as a dominatrix will they thank you for your submission?

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Its only 2 more prime ministers until Christmas!

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I've decided to go somewhere quiet and not live in the fast lane.

Anyway, the cops said I couldn't park my caravan on the motorway.

[NotAllThere]

Charles 1 was the Caroline era. Charles 2 the Carolean era. Will Charles 3 preside over the Carolyn era (in accordance with organic chemistry principles)?

It could even be the Sweet Carolyn era if it's especially good.

[vetran]

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took
it to the vets . He found that the problem was hair in the dog's
ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then
proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring,
she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in
the dog's ears once a month.
My wife went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the
register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your
arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
My wife said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion
for a couple of days."
My wife replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm
using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bike for about a week.

[vetran]

Never ask a dominatrix to make you a sandwich, they'll quickly make you a sub instead.

[vetran]

The late Qeen Elizabeth is en-route from Balmoral to Edinburgh, in a Mercedes hearse.

Still can't shake the German connection.

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Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the queen when you turn 100.

Instead, you now receive a text from prince Andrew when you turn 14.

[vetran]

Butler: "It's 9-11 today Sir"

Prince Andrew: "Fabulous. Show them in"

[vetran]

Who will sell me a domain name?

I can.