Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

If I had sex with Santa would that make me a hohoho-mosexual?

[vetran]

Boris Johnson held and emergency cabinet meeting today.




Tomorrow it's going to be Pinot Grigio.

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I've been watching a lot of "reality" porn lately.



You know, where the couple go to bed but never have sex.

[vetran]

The answers to last week's Meg Ryan quiz were:
yes, yes! YES, YES!

[vetran]

Have you donated money to the Conservative party but not yet received a Knighthood?



You may be entitled to compensation...

[vetran]

Think I'll declare war on Afghanistan or somewhere like that.

I quite fancy a knighthood.

[vetran]

Former Labour Prime Minister Tony Blair is made a Sir in the New Year Honours list. He's in good company...Rolf Harris, Jimmy Savile, 'Prince' Naseem, Robert Mugabe, Benito Mussolini, Stuart Hall.

[NotAllThere]

An electron goes into a bar. The barman asks him "Where's proton?"

"He couldn't come. He's positive".

[NotAllThere]

I wanted to tell a joke about vaccination.

But you wouldn't get it.

[vetran]

What do vampires drink to get drunk?


Bloodweiser