If I had sex with Santa would that make me a hohoho-mosexual?
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"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Boris Johnson held and emergency cabinet meeting today.
Tomorrow it's going to be Pinot Grigio."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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I've been watching a lot of "reality" porn lately.
You know, where the couple go to bed but never have sex."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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The answers to last week's Meg Ryan quiz were:
yes, yes! YES, YES!"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Have you donated money to the Conservative party but not yet received a Knighthood?
You may be entitled to compensation..."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Think I'll declare war on Afghanistan or somewhere like that.
I quite fancy a knighthood."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Former Labour Prime Minister Tony Blair is made a Sir in the New Year Honours list. He's in good company...Rolf Harris, Jimmy Savile, 'Prince' Naseem, Robert Mugabe, Benito Mussolini, Stuart Hall."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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An electron goes into a bar. The barman asks him "Where's proton?"
"He couldn't come. He's positive".Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I wanted to tell a joke about vaccination.
But you wouldn't get it.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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What do vampires drink to get drunk?
Bloodweiser"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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