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So basically when porn stars take off their clothes.
They're getting dressed for work...
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
At the police station I claimed that the reason I broke into that guy's house is because I thought he was a dangerous lunatic and that he possessed some dangerous illegal weapons which I wanted to rid him of.
I wonder if I'll get a knighthood for this?
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
The other day, my wife accused me of dressing up as Matt Damon's secret agent character.
She must think I was Bourne yesterday.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Last night my wife and I started punching each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and singing 'Eye of the Tiger'.
I think our marriage is going through a Rocky patch.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Got my bloody viagra mixed up with my sleeping tablets last night!
Managed to get 40 wanks....
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Because the idiots in marketing never thought / had the balls to run the ad when Andrew first got caught out:
"Woking Pizza Express - so good you'll forget everything else you did that night."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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