There are 10 types of people: those who know binary, and those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke.
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Down with racism. Long live miscegenation! -
Apparently there is a documentary on TV about the G spot, but I can't find it...Comment
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I went into a pub and said to the guy serving, 'How much is a pint of lager?'
He replied, 'Five hundred and sixty-eight millilitres.'
Sarcastic barsteward.Comment
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A mate of mine suffered a fatal heart attack after downing a dozen energy drinks.
Red Bull gives you wings...Comment
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My daughter's on the spectrum.
She wanted the latest iPad but I thought she should learn the way I did.Comment
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Boris shouldn't let his mind wander.
It's too little to be let out alone.Comment
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My energy supplier proudly boasts that they use 100% renewables. They sent my renewal quote.
Can anybody tell me what day it was, when wind doubled in price?.Comment
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What does LGBTI+ stand for?
No one can give me a straight answerComment
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What's wrong with Channel 4?. They do an expose of the Jeremy Kyle show and don't call it:
Death on the Kyle.Comment
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BREAKING NEWS:
I've got TWO weeks to live.
The wife's going away for a fortnight!
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