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[NotAllThere]

There are 10 types of people: those who know binary, and those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke.

[vetran]

Apparently there is a documentary on TV about the G spot, but I can't find it...

[vetran]

I went into a pub and said to the guy serving, 'How much is a pint of lager?'

He replied, 'Five hundred and sixty-eight millilitres.'

Sarcastic barsteward.

[vetran]

A mate of mine suffered a fatal heart attack after downing a dozen energy drinks.

Red Bull gives you wings...

[vetran]

My daughter's on the spectrum.

She wanted the latest iPad but I thought she should learn the way I did.

[vetran]

Boris shouldn't let his mind wander.

It's too little to be let out alone.

[vetran]

My energy supplier proudly boasts that they use 100% renewables. They sent my renewal quote.

Can anybody tell me what day it was, when wind doubled in price?.

[vetran]

What does LGBTI+ stand for?


No one can give me a straight answer

[vetran]

What's wrong with Channel 4?. They do an expose of the Jeremy Kyle show and don't call it:

Death on the Kyle.

[vetran]

BREAKING NEWS:

I've got TWO weeks to live.


The wife's going away for a fortnight!