My wife said it's either her or the dog.
So I've got to choose between a hairy, drooling mongrel with bad breath. . . or my beloved canine.
So I've got to choose between a hairy, drooling mongrel with bad breath. . . or my beloved canine.
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"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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me and my mate went to London to become sperm donors.
It was a disaster!
I missed the tube and my mate came on the bus"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Emmanuel Macron is using social media to clarify France's position on the Ukraine war.
He's sounding the retweet."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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My wife said, "You're an alcoholic."
"I'm not," I replied, "Alcoholics need a drink. I've got plenty here.""If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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“Look Mr Darcy, that poor wretch of a dog has no testicles.”
“Miss Bennet, my dear lady, that’s a bitch.”
“You’re telling me. I bet he’s well pissed off”.{emotionless greeting}
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One of our previous cats was actually named Douglas. Though after the operation he was called Doug-less."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Ukrainians remind me of Americans.
Heavily armed and have trouble speaking English."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Your best yet.Originally posted by vetran View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Just read a TripAdvisor review on the Grammy Awards.
"Deeply disappointing, not what I'd hoped for at all."
W. Rooney, Cheshire"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Whenever I attempt mental arithmetic I end up with a nasty headache.
That always tends to be the aftermath."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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