Will Smith has just been charged with impersonating a white police officer.
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Meghan Markle,
it's very unusual for a black woman to have a ginger pussy.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I would've thought Will Smith was used to his wife getting roasted in front of him.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Huh. Looks like Will Smith and his wife are both black slappers.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Can we arrange for Piers Morgan to host the Oscars next year?
the gift bags can be sponsored by smith & wesson!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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So Will Smith punched Chris Rock at the Oscars.
I feel sorry for the three people that had to witness seeing that on live television.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Report: Foo Fighters drummer had 10 different drugs in his system.
Or as Keith Richards call it, "breakfast."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just heard that Will Smith slapped a comedian at the Oscars.
They've got that wrong, he slapped Chris Rock.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For PC & Warty
When I was working in the Welsh Valley's with an English mate, I told him Wales were short on women so the locals would have sex with the sheep!
After a few moments he said ok, let's do it, so I said right, I'll wake you up about 3am,
he looked at me in shock saying. " Why get up so early?" I replied, "You don't want an ugly one boyo!"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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