Please put more jokes here

[WTFH]

This morning, I attended a fantastic lecture on practical jokes.


I was glued to my seat.

[WTFH]

I went for a job interview and I was put on the short list.


I’m 6ft, how big are the others?

[WTFH]

The political situation in the UK is beyond parody.

During last night's Repair Shop, King Charles asked Jay Blades to form a government by mistake.

[WTFH]

I'm creating a new perfume for introverts.


It's called: Leave Me The Fu Cologne.

[WTFH]

My doctor's such a prude, he actually gasped when I dropped my pants and bent over.


To be fair, the other people in Lidl were a bit surprised too.

[vetran]

I was reading about a has-been who died yesterday having gained notoriety for ******* his 13-year-old cousin.

Unfortunately it was Jerry Lee Lewis & not Prince Andrew.

[vetran]

What's Dog tulip and Women got in common.
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

[vetran]

An owl has been rescued 100 miles out at sea by a fishing boat.
That's all fair well but what happened to the pussy cat?

[WTFH]

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.




Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.

[vetran]

King Charles I: Dissolved Parliament.
King Charles II: Dissolved Parliament.
King Charles III: ..........................................