This morning, I attended a fantastic lecture on practical jokes.
I was glued to my seat.
I was glued to my seat.
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I went for a job interview and I was put on the short list.
I’m 6ft, how big are the others?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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The political situation in the UK is beyond parody.
During last night's Repair Shop, King Charles asked Jay Blades to form a government by mistake.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I'm creating a new perfume for introverts.
It's called: Leave Me The Fu Cologne.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My doctor's such a prude, he actually gasped when I dropped my pants and bent over.
To be fair, the other people in Lidl were a bit surprised too.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I was reading about a has-been who died yesterday having gained notoriety for ******* his 13-year-old cousin.
Unfortunately it was Jerry Lee Lewis & not Prince Andrew.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's Dog tulip and Women got in common.
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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An owl has been rescued 100 miles out at sea by a fishing boat.
That's all fair well but what happened to the pussy cat?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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King Charles I: Dissolved Parliament.
King Charles II: Dissolved Parliament.
King Charles III: ..........................................Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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