Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

Can't believe there's so much people out there who believe that Santa exists.
They're so stupid that they can't realize that he's just a fictitious character made-up just for profit.

God forgive them.

[vetran]

For MS

I met the man who invented the Big Mac today.

He was much smaller and less appealing than he looked in his photos.

[vetran]

How many Lefties does it take to change a lightbulb?


None. They'd rather sit in the dark and blame Thatcher.

[vetran]

The wife complains I never buy her flowers. I never knew she sold them

[vetran]

Just seen a black cab with spots all over it .
Must be a Acne cab

[vetran]

Bloke limps in to the doctors
the doctor looks at him and said gout
the bloke said I've only just came in

[vetran]

My Doctor said to me " What do you want first, the good news or the bad?"
I said " Can I have the good news please?"
"Ok" he said " Congratulations you're going to have a disease named after you!"

[vetran]

For MF

After standing around in KFC for a good 10 minutes, a girl finally came over and said "Hi, I'm really sorry about your wait."

"Well you're not so skinny yourself, love!"

[vetran]

For our Divorcees

I leave my Women like I leave my coffee

Cold and bitter

[vetran]

one for NLUK

A man walks in a chemist and says, "Can I have some Viagra,"

the assistant says, "I need to some medical proof first",


the man says, "Here is a photo of my wife."