I am trying to get some sleep. It's 2am and the woman next door is making a terrible racket.
If she won't shut up I might even take her advice and call the police.
If she won't shut up I might even take her advice and call the police.
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"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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What do you call a homosexual Russian knight?
Sergei."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.Comment
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One for Xoggy substitute Ass for breasts
A man sees a lady with big breasts.
He asks, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?"
He replies, "No, it's too expensive.""If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.Comment
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Mirror Mirror
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest of them all
The mirror sighed and gave a grunt
And said "not you, you ugly cwnt""If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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One for MP
I once went on a date with a girl who didn't swallow.
Soup everywhere."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.Comment
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I got sacked from PC World today.
A guy came in the store and asked me what was the best thing for finding your ancestors.
I said “Probably a shovel.”“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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APPLE. Break into the lucrative pirate market by developing the iPatch.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Why did Tigger put his head down the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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What's red, six inches long, three inches wide and gets women excited?
A £50 note.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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