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    #5151
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    A Nerd Tried Rewriting '50 Shades Of Grey' And It's Better Than The Real Thing


    I think 50 Sheds of Grey was the original parody (turned into a few books as well)


    https://twitter.com/50shedsofgrey?lang=en-gb
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      #5152
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      I think 50 Sheds of Grey was the original parody (turned into a few books as well)


      https://twitter.com/50shedsofgrey?lang=en-gb
      have a copy made me laugh
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        #5153
        nicking MS's thunder




        She squirmed as he leaned over and whispered softly in her ear.
        'Asdfg . . . hjkl . . . uiop.'
        She loved it when he talked qwerty.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          #5154
          He enjoyed making her solve difficult equations.




          He was a sadomathochist.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            #5155
            The ultimate in sadism?
            Why, putting an s in lisp of course.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #5156
              If she didn't respond to his needs, he knew the three places to touch that worked every time . . .







              Control, alt and delete.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                #5157
                Did you hear about the constipated architect?
                He worked it out with a pencil and ruler.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  #5158
                  What's the difference between kinky and perverse?


                  Kinky is using a feather.
                  Perverse is using the whole chicken.
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                    #5159
                    An egg walks into a bar with a grin on its face.
                    "What's got you so happy?" asks the barman.
                    The egg smiled and said "I got laid last night."
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      #5160
                      My new girlfriend works down the abattoir.
                      She's a stunner.
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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