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    I think 50 Sheds of Grey was the original parody (turned into a few books as well)


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      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      I think 50 Sheds of Grey was the original parody (turned into a few books as well)


      https://twitter.com/50shedsofgrey?lang=en-gb
      have a copy made me laugh
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        nicking MS's thunder




        She squirmed as he leaned over and whispered softly in her ear.
        'Asdfg . . . hjkl . . . uiop.'
        She loved it when he talked qwerty.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          He enjoyed making her solve difficult equations.




          He was a sadomathochist.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            The ultimate in sadism?
            Why, putting an s in lisp of course.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              If she didn't respond to his needs, he knew the three places to touch that worked every time . . .







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              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Did you hear about the constipated architect?
                He worked it out with a pencil and ruler.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  What's the difference between kinky and perverse?


                  Kinky is using a feather.
                  Perverse is using the whole chicken.
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                    An egg walks into a bar with a grin on its face.
                    "What's got you so happy?" asks the barman.
                    The egg smiled and said "I got laid last night."
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      My new girlfriend works down the abattoir.
                      She's a stunner.
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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