They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal.
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"I'm all yours!' she cried. 'You can do things with me you'd never dare do with any other woman!'
'All right' he said, and made eye contact.Comment
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She said she was turned on by men who took risks . . .
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'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!'
'All right,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'Comment
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He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View Post'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!'
'All right,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'
I wish sas was here to tell me.....Comment
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Manchester weather can easiest be described as Muslim - it's either sunni or shi-iteThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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"Nan, have you seen my tablets with the smiley faces on?"
"Sod your tablets, have you seen the bloody dragon in the kitchen?!?!"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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I got a sweater for my birthday.
Really wanted a moaner or a screamer.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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