Please put more jokes here

[mudskipper]

They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal.

[mudskipper]

"I'm all yours!' she cried. 'You can do things with me you'd never dare do with any other woman!'
'All right' he said, and made eye contact.

[mudskipper]

She said she was turned on by men who took risks . . .
So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.

[mudskipper]

'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!'
'All right,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'

[mudskipper]

He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number.

[mudskipper]

A Nerd Tried Rewriting '50 Shades Of Grey' And It's Better Than The Real Thing

[BrilloPad]

'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!'
'All right,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'

Good question. Is it SQRT(9) * 12 * 6.333333 or SQRT(9*12*6.3333333) ?

I wish sas was here to tell me.....

[LondonManc]

Manchester weather can easiest be described as Muslim - it's either sunni or shi-ite

[LondonManc]

"Nan, have you seen my tablets with the smiley faces on?"
"Sod your tablets, have you seen the bloody dragon in the kitchen?!?!"

[WTFH]

I got a sweater for my birthday.




Really wanted a moaner or a screamer.