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**mudskipper** · 14 March 2017, 07:10

They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal.

**mudskipper** · 14 March 2017, 07:10

"I'm all yours!' she cried. 'You can do things with me you'd never dare do with any other woman!'
'All right' he said, and made eye contact.

**mudskipper** · 14 March 2017, 07:11

She said she was turned on by men who took risks . . .
So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.

**mudskipper** · 14 March 2017, 07:11

'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!'
'All right,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'

**mudskipper** · 14 March 2017, 07:12

He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number.

**mudskipper** · 14 March 2017, 07:13

**BrilloPad** · 14 March 2017, 07:59

Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!'
'All right,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'

Good question. Is it SQRT(9) * 12 * 6.333333 or SQRT(9*12*6.3333333) ?

I wish sas was here to tell me.....

**LondonManc** · 14 March 2017, 09:18

Manchester weather can easiest be described as Muslim - it's either sunni or shi-ite

**LondonManc** · 14 March 2017, 09:20

"Nan, have you seen my tablets with the smiley faces on?"
"Sod your tablets, have you seen the bloody dragon in the kitchen?!?!"

**WTFH** · 14 March 2017, 12:23

I got a sweater for my birthday.

Really wanted a moaner or a screamer.

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