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    1 in 3 women suffer from period pains. The other two masochist freaks enjoy it.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      I saw a sign in a car today "I am a vet so I drive like an animal". There are a lot of gynaecologists out there.

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        How do you get an old lady to drop the c-bomb?
        Get another one to shout "Bingo!"
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          My granddad always used to say, "As one door closes another one opens. "

          Lovely fellow, tulip submarine captain.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I woke up this morning and thought I had tunnel vision.

            Luckily it was a false alarm, the wife just fancied a 69.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Gynaecology is like pizza delivery; it doesn't matter how good it smells, you still can't eat it.
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                I've been in a same sex marriage for a few years now.

                I'm not gay, my wife's just really boring in bed.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Who is the coolest locum doctor in the hospital?

                  The hip replacement guy
                  First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. But Gandhi never had to deal with HMRC

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                    My wife went to the doctors with a bad leg.
                    She came back and said, "The Doctor told me I can't drive."
                    I said, "Well I could have ******* told you that."
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      What do you call a bear with no teeth?
                      A Gummy bear
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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