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    Jesus- "What's the weather like outside?"

    Jesus' mum- "Hard round snow pellets"

    Jesus- "Hail Mary!"
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      one for NLUK

      My Doctor says that I'm really sick.

      Well, that's the last time I'm lending him a porno.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Disney are to include gay characters in the new Beauty and the Beast film.

        We'll, they are famous for making Fairytales.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          I took a bird I'd pulled back to my place.
          After a few drinks, I told her that I was going to **** her liked she'd never been ****ed before.
          Giggling, she said "Really, how"?
          I said "You'll find out, now put this chicken costume on".
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            A woman at docs said, "I'm really worried i've been takin steroids & seem to have grown a penis."
            "Anabolic?" asked the doctor.
            The woman replied, "No just a penis."
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              one for AssGuru

              I recently masturbated to an old newsreel.






              I'm pathétic.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Heather mills got a new leg for her birthday

                It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  I've been wondering why Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse both have white gloves and the only logical answer is they're also snooker referees.
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    Have you noticed that if you google "Lost Medieval Servant Boy", it comes back with "this page cannot be found"
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      You never really appreciate what you’ve got until it’s gone.
                      Toilet paper is a good example
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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