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"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Well, that's the last time I'm lending him a porno.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Disney are to include gay characters in the new Beauty and the Beast film.
We'll, they are famous for making Fairytales.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I took a bird I'd pulled back to my place.
After a few drinks, I told her that I was going to **** her liked she'd never been ****ed before.
Giggling, she said "Really, how"?
I said "You'll find out, now put this chicken costume on".
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
A woman at docs said, "I'm really worried i've been takin steroids & seem to have grown a penis."
"Anabolic?" asked the doctor.
The woman replied, "No just a penis."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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