Jesus- "What's the weather like outside?"
Jesus' mum- "Hard round snow pellets"
Jesus- "Hail Mary!"
Jesus' mum- "Hard round snow pellets"
Jesus- "Hail Mary!"
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
one for NLUK
My Doctor says that I'm really sick.
Well, that's the last time I'm lending him a porno.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Disney are to include gay characters in the new Beauty and the Beast film.
We'll, they are famous for making Fairytales.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I took a bird I'd pulled back to my place.
After a few drinks, I told her that I was going to **** her liked she'd never been ****ed before.
Giggling, she said "Really, how"?
I said "You'll find out, now put this chicken costume on".Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A woman at docs said, "I'm really worried i've been takin steroids & seem to have grown a penis."
"Anabolic?" asked the doctor.
The woman replied, "No just a penis."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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one for AssGuru
I recently masturbated to an old newsreel.
I'm pathétic.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Heather mills got a new leg for her birthday
It wasn't her main present, just a stocking fillerAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've been wondering why Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse both have white gloves and the only logical answer is they're also snooker referees.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Have you noticed that if you google "Lost Medieval Servant Boy", it comes back with "this page cannot be found"
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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You never really appreciate what you’ve got until it’s gone.
Toilet paper is a good example“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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