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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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My therapist says I've, "a tendency to be dismissive and abrupt with others opinions".
Whatever.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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FOOTBALLERS. Earn the nickname "The Professor" by obtaining a GCSE in your spare time.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I told my daughter I'd made a horse out of spaghetti, but she didn't believe me!
You should have seen her face when I rode pasta.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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The Missus just asked me "What are your plans for Easter?"
I said "Same as Jesus.....disappear on the friday and turn up again on the Monday!"“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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"Hello and welcome to Working Lunch, a show for people who are so good at business they’re sat at home watching TV in the middle of the day."The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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"If you’ve been affected by any of the issues raised in tonight’s episode of EastEnders, they must have been acting better than they usually do."The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving probably isn't for you.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostIf at first you don't succeed, sky-diving probably isn't for you.
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Parachute for sale: never opened, used once. Small stain.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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