Please put more jokes here

**SimonMac** · 21 March 2017, 07:35

For sale: DeLorean DMC-12. No time wasters.

**shaunbhoy** · 21 March 2017, 11:52

My therapist says I've, "a tendency to be dismissive and abrupt with others opinions".
Whatever.

**shaunbhoy** · 21 March 2017, 11:52

FOOTBALLERS. Earn the nickname "The Professor" by obtaining a GCSE in your spare time.

**shaunbhoy** · 21 March 2017, 11:53

I told my daughter I'd made a horse out of spaghetti, but she didn't believe me!
You should have seen her face when I rode pasta.

**shaunbhoy** · 21 March 2017, 11:56

The Missus just asked me "What are your plans for Easter?"

I said "Same as Jesus.....disappear on the friday and turn up again on the Monday!"

**LondonManc** · 21 March 2017, 11:59

"Hello and welcome to Working Lunch, a show for people who are so good at business they’re sat at home watching TV in the middle of the day."

**LondonManc** · 21 March 2017, 12:07

"If you’ve been affected by any of the issues raised in tonight’s episode of EastEnders, they must have been acting better than they usually do."

**LondonManc** · 21 March 2017, 13:49

If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving probably isn't for you.

**BrilloPad** · 21 March 2017, 14:37

Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving probably isn't for you.

I read a book on sky diving without a parachute. By Hugo First.

**LondonManc** · 21 March 2017, 14:43

Parachute for sale: never opened, used once. Small stain.

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