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Previously on "Please put more jokes here"

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  • vetran
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    STD's

    Proof that you're having sex with someone besides yourself.

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  • vetran
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    Kwasi Kwarteng delivers on his promise to make stamp duty a thing of the past by ensuring nobody can get a mortgage.

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  • vetran
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    Nothing says joined up asylum policy, like 2 groups of Iranians scrapping outside the Iranian Embassy in London, after they've been granted asylum - from each other.

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  • vetran
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    Why did the blonde only change her baby's nappy once a week?
    Because the packaging said 'Up to 10 kilos'

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  • vetran
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    Vladimir Putin signed a decree on Monday granting Russian citizenship to the US whistleblower Edward Snowden.

    I have to say, for all the tulip Putin has pulled that's actually a step in the right direction.

    Of course, Snowden won't be happy tomorrow when he gets his call-up papers in the mail.

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  • vetran
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    I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall..

    I thought that?s a little condescending ...

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  • vetran
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    I went in to my local florist and I said " I would like to buy a bunch of flowers for my wife"

    The florist said " Certainly sir, what is it you're after?"

    "A shag" I said

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  • rik sherman
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    Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.

    Thereisnospacebar.

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  • Paddy
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    I was put off private music lessons because there was a minim charge.

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  • vetran
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    The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is fructose financer.

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  • vetran
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    Going to London to queue for hours to see a dead person.

    Uk the extreme rubber necking world champions 2022

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  • vetran
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    Vladimir Putin announces the results of the referendums that will be held next month.

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  • vetran
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    With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time until there's a country song where the guys truck leaves him.

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  • vetran
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    More people tuned in to watch Queen Elizabeth's funeral than the Euro 2020 final.

    I'm not surprised. If you watch football you'll never witness Germans getting buried by the English.

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  • WTFH
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    Saudi rulers generally have little regard for adolescents, but there are some pro-teen sheiks.

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