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    PRETEND to be a skilled pharmacist by taking half an hour to put some tablets in a bloody bag.
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      PRETEND to be a skilled pharmacist by taking half an hour to put some tablets in a bloody bag.
      It's suppose to be a joke not a fact.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        'Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. And that one, that's Phil. He just sits on the cement. No idea where B&Q find these people.'
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          Really important to eat both seasonally and locally if you can.

          A creme egg from your nearest londis could cost as little as 50p.
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            FOOL people into thinking that you don't like sugar in your tea by saying "none for me thanks" when asked.
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              Alarm your friends when visiting them by teaching your 2-year-old to point into empty rooms and say "Who is that sad little boy?"
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                I've packed my merino wool socks for our trip to the Alps, it's because of my fear of getting frostbite in my feet.

                Turns out I'm lack toes intolerant.
                {emotionless greeting}

                Three Word Slogan

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                  There are two difficult problems in software engineering, concurrency, naming things and off-by-one errors.
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                    There are two difficult problems in software engineering, concurrency, naming things and off-by-one errors.
                    I count 3.

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                      Originally posted by Bee View Post
                      I count 3.
                      What's the Portuguese for woosh?
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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