Please put more jokes here

[shaunbhoy]

PRETEND to be a skilled pharmacist by taking half an hour to put some tablets in a bloody bag.

[SueEllen]

PRETEND to be a skilled pharmacist by taking half an hour to put some tablets in a bloody bag.

It's suppose to be a joke not a fact.

[shaunbhoy]

'Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. And that one, that's Phil. He just sits on the cement. No idea where B&Q find these people.'

[shaunbhoy]

Really important to eat both seasonally and locally if you can.

A creme egg from your nearest londis could cost as little as 50p.

[shaunbhoy]

FOOL people into thinking that you don't like sugar in your tea by saying "none for me thanks" when asked.

[shaunbhoy]

Alarm your friends when visiting them by teaching your 2-year-old to point into empty rooms and say "Who is that sad little boy?"

[WTFH]

I've packed my merino wool socks for our trip to the Alps, it's because of my fear of getting frostbite in my feet.

Turns out I'm lack toes intolerant.

[SimonMac]

There are two difficult problems in software engineering, concurrency, naming things and off-by-one errors.

[Bee]

There are two difficult problems in software engineering, concurrency, naming things and off-by-one errors.

I count 3.

[SimonMac]

I count 3.

What's the Portuguese for woosh?