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Bloody Germans, beating us to the sun loungers again.
amused me
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
A Great Dane is sat in the pub, playing cards with a couple of blokes.
A circus owner walks in and watches this for a few minutes.
Amazed, he walks over to the poker table and says to the dog, "How do you fancy earning thousands working in the big top of my circus?"
The dog answers, "sounds okay, but what do you need a plasterer for in a tent?"
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist
A Great Dane is sat in the pub, playing cards with a couple of blokes.
A circus owner walks in and watches this for a few minutes.
Amazed, he walks over to the poker table and says to the dog, "How do you fancy earning thousands working in the big top of my circus?"
The dog answers, "sounds okay, but what do you need a plasterer for in a tent?"
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