Raised hundreds of pounds at my bronchitis support charity event last night.
Everyone coughed up.
Everyone coughed up.
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I was supposed to have a hot date with Toyah Wilcox last night but she never showed.
It's a mystery…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Bloody Germans, beating us to the sun loungers again.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A lot of women actually turn into good drivers.
...So, if you're a good driver, watch out for women turning.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Some people find their favourite penalty saves incredibly emotional.
I find Pickford’s moving.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Thai football team trapped in cave need to learn basic diving skills to escape.
Encouraging news as Neymar has offered to coach the boys.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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A Great Dane is sat in the pub, playing cards with a couple of blokes.
A circus owner walks in and watches this for a few minutes.
Amazed, he walks over to the poker table and says to the dog, "How do you fancy earning thousands working in the big top of my circus?"
The dog answers, "sounds okay, but what do you need a plasterer for in a tent?"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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https://forums.contractoruk.com/ligh...ml#post2337612Originally posted by LondonManc View Post…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Why is office work like Christmas?
You do all the hard work and some fat old twunt gets all the credit.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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