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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Andrew Lloyd Webber, 72, will receive an experimental coronavirus vaccine as part of the Oxford trial. As he says he'll 'do anything to get the theatres full again.
You could try writing some decent musicals.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
“How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
No Brussels.”
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I've got not time for any religion at all.
I'm glad I'm not a Christian or a Jew or a Muslim.
But I do thank God that I'm an atheist.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Q: How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: To get to the other side
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Meghan Markle saw Prince Charles as a ‘second father’.
Funnily enough, so did Prince Harry.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Beiruit explosion just shows how badly covid affecting the world
Even the terrorists are working from home
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I’ve decided to dress as a different bread everyday next week.
Roll on Monday.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I don't object to other people liking it, I just don't need it in my life.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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