How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.
A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.
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I went to the library earlier and asked, “do you have any books on turtles?”
“Hardback?”
“Yeah, with little heads and flippers.”The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Andrew Lloyd Webber, 72, will receive an experimental coronavirus vaccine as part of the Oxford trial. As he says he'll 'do anything to get the theatres full again.
You could try writing some decent musicals.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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“How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
No Brussels.”Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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find myself saying this, proper indoctrination.
I've got not time for any religion at all.
I'm glad I'm not a Christian or a Jew or a Muslim.
But I do thank God that I'm an atheist.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Q: How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: To get to the other sideAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Meghan Markle saw Prince Charles as a ‘second father’.
Funnily enough, so did Prince Harry.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Beiruit explosion just shows how badly covid affecting the world
Even the terrorists are working from homeAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I’ve decided to dress as a different bread everyday next week.
Roll on Monday.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Religion is like broccoli.
I don't object to other people liking it, I just don't need it in my life.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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