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    On it's release, the 80's martial arts cheesefest 'Never Retreat, Never Surrender' was banned briefly in some countries, including France.




    Presumably while they looked up the phrase 'never surrender'.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Katie Price is obeying social distancing rules


      She is keeping her ankles 2 meters apart
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        WTFH goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him, “You need to stop masturbating.”


        The man asks, “Why?”



        The doctor replies, “Because I’m trying to examine you”
        Why has my doctor revealed last month’s consultation with you?
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?
          400 Million Dollars.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            How do you make a hankie dance?
            Put a little boogie in it.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Why did the tomato blush?
              Because it saw the salad dressing!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                What do prisoners use to call each other?
                Cell phones.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
                  Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips.
                    The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      ‘Close to 300 Greencore staff test positive for Covid-19 in Northampton’


                      Corona-nation chicken sandwiches are now on sale.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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