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On it's release, the 80's martial arts cheesefest 'Never Retreat, Never Surrender' was banned briefly in some countries, including France.




Presumably while they looked up the phrase 'never surrender'.

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Katie Price is obeying social distancing rules


She is keeping her ankles 2 meters apart

[WTFH]

WTFH goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him, “You need to stop masturbating.”


The man asks, “Why?”



The doctor replies, “Because I’m trying to examine you”

Why has my doctor revealed last month’s consultation with you?

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What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?
400 Million Dollars.

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How do you make a hankie dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips.
The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”.

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‘Close to 300 Greencore staff test positive for Covid-19 in Northampton’


Corona-nation chicken sandwiches are now on sale.