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    Fender have moved production of their guitars to India. The new Dehlicaster goes on sale next month
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      Fender have introduced a new complimentary guitar, the Flattercaster is available now
      A new slimline guitar., slimmer than ever before. The even flattercaster.

      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        A guitarist was shagging this fit woman when when her husband walked in on them,

        "What the **** do you think you're doing?" he yelled.

        "I told you he was stupid, " said the woman, "never marry a drummer. "
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          A major guitar manufacturer has released a new model dedicated to COVID-19.
          Next week sees the release of the Fender Batocaster
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            How safe are food supplements, really?

            I knocked a big jar of Omega-3 capsules onto my foot, though fortunately it only gave me super fish oil injuries.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              So Prince Phillip died in the queen's arms,,,double standards, I haven't been allowed in a pub for months
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Range Rover for sale.

                One careless owner.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  It's a dark day in Buckingham palace. I wonder how dark?
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Somebody has ripped out all the pages in the Library dictionary, from RE to RH, there is no Rhyme, Nor Reason.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Harry turns to Meghan and says "My Granddad just died."

                      "Oh no," she says "and on the same day as Prince Philip!"
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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