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Fender have moved production of their guitars to India. The new Dehlicaster goes on sale next month

[NotAllThere]

Fender have introduced a new complimentary guitar, the Flattercaster is available now

A new slimline guitar., slimmer than ever before. The even flattercaster.

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A guitarist was shagging this fit woman when when her husband walked in on them,

"What the **** do you think you're doing?" he yelled.

"I told you he was stupid, " said the woman, "never marry a drummer. "

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A major guitar manufacturer has released a new model dedicated to COVID-19.
Next week sees the release of the Fender Batocaster

[NotAllThere]

How safe are food supplements, really?

I knocked a big jar of Omega-3 capsules onto my foot, though fortunately it only gave me super fish oil injuries.

[vetran]

So Prince Phillip died in the queen's arms,,,double standards, I haven't been allowed in a pub for months

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Range Rover for sale.

One careless owner.

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It's a dark day in Buckingham palace. I wonder how dark?

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Somebody has ripped out all the pages in the Library dictionary, from RE to RH, there is no Rhyme, Nor Reason.

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Harry turns to Meghan and says "My Granddad just died."

"Oh no," she says "and on the same day as Prince Philip!"