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    The letter 'd' in Dunstable is structural.

    Take it away & see what happens
    {emotionless greeting}

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      FEMINISTS, 1982: Don’t identify me as a sexual object! I don’t need no man to support me!

      FEMINISTS, 2022: Men! Support me on OnlyFans to see internal pics of my vajayjay
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        For MS

        When the Pope toured Ireland he was asked what he thought of County Down.

        He said it's not the same since Carol Vorderman left.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Elon Musk could have put that $44billion towards tackling world poverty.
          instead he's used it to send millions of woke Liberal narcissists into a spiral of depression, and honestly I think it's money well spent.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Can't believe that Tory ****** looking at p0rn while in the House Of Commons.

            That's why the rest of us work from home you stupid MP
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Omid Djalili

              Why does everybody keep complaining about this government?

              They’re doing brilliantly. For example my car used to only hold £65 of petrol, now it holds £90 worth.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                I had great s*x last night with this girl I met in the pub.

                The landlord says we're both barred for 3 months, though.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  First they came for the bros fans and I said nothing, nothing at all
                  {emotionless greeting}

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                    I've been letting myself go recently, so I decided to start doing lunges.

                    That's a big step forward
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      At a BBQ you can tell who watches lots of porn, they're the one who spits on their hotdog before putting it in a bun.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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