Please put more jokes here

[WTFH]

The letter 'd' in Dunstable is structural.

Take it away & see what happens

[vetran]

FEMINISTS, 1982: Don’t identify me as a sexual object! I don’t need no man to support me!

FEMINISTS, 2022: Men! Support me on OnlyFans to see internal pics of my vajayjay

[vetran]

For MS

When the Pope toured Ireland he was asked what he thought of County Down.

He said it's not the same since Carol Vorderman left.

[vetran]

Elon Musk could have put that $44billion towards tackling world poverty.
instead he's used it to send millions of woke Liberal narcissists into a spiral of depression, and honestly I think it's money well spent.

[vetran]

Can't believe that Tory ****** looking at p0rn while in the House Of Commons.

That's why the rest of us work from home you stupid MP

[vetran]

Omid Djalili

Why does everybody keep complaining about this government?

They’re doing brilliantly. For example my car used to only hold £65 of petrol, now it holds £90 worth.

[vetran]

I had great s*x last night with this girl I met in the pub.

The landlord says we're both barred for 3 months, though.

[WTFH]

First they came for the bros fans and I said nothing, nothing at all

[vetran]

I've been letting myself go recently, so I decided to start doing lunges.

That's a big step forward

[vetran]

At a BBQ you can tell who watches lots of porn, they're the one who spits on their hotdog before putting it in a bun.