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    I’ve just checked my pet frog’s genealogy.


    He’s a little bit French, part Scottish & a tad Pole.

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      #id
      Lawyer: Did you kill him?
      Me: No.
      Lawyer: Do you know what the punishment is for committing perjury?
      Me: Much less than murder.

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        #id
        Just heard that the new James Bond will be aimed at the woke brigade. will star as a man transitioning to a woman.
        The film will be called …


        “Cocktopussy”

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          #id
          ‘An Englishman, an Indian and an American walk into a bar , the barman says "The usual Mr Sunak?"
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #id
            Having gender reassignment surgery is such a dick move.

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              #id
              With all the Russians being sanctioned, who is going to pay Boris & Carrie's fine?
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #id
                Did you know that If you took every vein and artery out of a human body and put them all in a line, you’d end up in Broadmoor?

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                  #id
                  Just got stopped by the police for stealing a massive TV from Tesco.
                  I explained that there were more important crimes going on and a war 1000 miles away and they apologised and helped me put it in the car
                  I was in Tesco for less than 10 minutes.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #id
                    Did you hear about the Spanish girl who got sick by eating contaminated Kinder chocolate?

                    She was no bueno.

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                      #id
                      When the war is over, will NATO be asking to join Ukraine?

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