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    From Richard Osman's House of Games, answer smash.

    What's Biden's presidential vehicle called? Rocking chair force one.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      I was chatting to this really nice girl.

      I said, "Where are you from?"

      She said, "Wakefield."

      I said, "I lived there for 5 years."

      She said, "Really, which part of Wakefield?"

      I said, "The prison."
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Genuine Question from my son ..."how did you how to do things before Google?"
        I replied " our generation were so clever we didn't need it ...but we realised our kids were a bit thick and lazy so one of us invented google for you, and the rest of us told google what we knew already"
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Old incompetent snipers never die, they are sadly missed.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            People who are vapourised in an instant never die, but they are sadly mist.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              Where do embittered gardeners retire to? Barrow-in-Furness.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                I just went to the doctors.

                I said, “doc, my penis looks like an overpriced Leather purse”.

                “Ahh yes”, he replied, “it’s Prada Willy syndrome”.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Just got the sack for having a wank while on a Zoom meeting. Only I wasn't, I was having a tulip.

                  Never realised that those two faces are exactly the same.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    In space, reverse cowgirl and doggy-style are the same position.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Very confused as The Shoe company Sole Trader seems to employee hundreds of employees?
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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