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[NotAllThere]

From Richard Osman's House of Games, answer smash.

What's Biden's presidential vehicle called? Rocking chair force one.

[vetran]

I was chatting to this really nice girl.

I said, "Where are you from?"

She said, "Wakefield."

I said, "I lived there for 5 years."

She said, "Really, which part of Wakefield?"

I said, "The prison."

[vetran]

Genuine Question from my son ..."how did you how to do things before Google?"
I replied " our generation were so clever we didn't need it ...but we realised our kids were a bit thick and lazy so one of us invented google for you, and the rest of us told google what we knew already"

[NotAllThere]

Old incompetent snipers never die, they are sadly missed.

[NotAllThere]

People who are vapourised in an instant never die, but they are sadly mist.

[NotAllThere]

Where do embittered gardeners retire to? Barrow-in-Furness.

[vetran]

I just went to the doctors.

I said, “doc, my penis looks like an overpriced Leather purse”.

“Ahh yes”, he replied, “it’s Prada Willy syndrome”.

[vetran]

Just got the sack for having a wank while on a Zoom meeting. Only I wasn't, I was having a tulip.

Never realised that those two faces are exactly the same.

[vetran]

In space, reverse cowgirl and doggy-style are the same position.

[vetran]

Very confused as The Shoe company Sole Trader seems to employee hundreds of employees?