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"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Genuine Question from my son ..."how did you how to do things before Google?"
I replied " our generation were so clever we didn't need it ...but we realised our kids were a bit thick and lazy so one of us invented google for you, and the rest of us told google what we knew already"
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I said, “doc, my penis looks like an overpriced Leather purse”.
“Ahh yes”, he replied, “it’s Prada Willy syndrome”.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Just got the sack for having a wank while on a Zoom meeting. Only I wasn't, I was having a tulip.
Never realised that those two faces are exactly the same.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
In space, reverse cowgirl and doggy-style are the same position.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Very confused as The Shoe company Sole Trader seems to employee hundreds of employees?
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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