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    My Scouse mate said, "I've found a brilliant new dating site."

    "What's it called?"

    "Ancestry.com"

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      I got pulled over by the police with my girlfriend chopped up in the boot.


      Anyway, I'm in court next week charged with impersonating a police officer.

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        Jesus wasn't a socialist.

        He actually fed people.

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          Gibson guitars are marketing to post-op trannies.


          The new “Less Balls” will be available in standard, studio and custom models, all with cutaway.

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            If ignorance is bliss,

            Why are all the remoaners so unhappy?

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              Tried to call Anorexics Anonymous today but they were out at Lunch

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                I keep stealing Telecasters and Stratocasters.

                I'm a repeat off fender.

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                  I was dismayed this afternoon when my wife told me my 6 year old son wasn't actually mine.

                  She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.

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                    Fender have introduced a new complimentary guitar, the Flattercaster is available now

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                      Captain Tom's family have issued a 101st birthday charity challenge to the nation.

                      I'm sorry, but I'm just not going to lose that much weight, no matter how many times I walk round the garden.

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