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Egyptian babies didn't know that one day their daddies would become mummies.

Neither did the Kardashians.

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I paid a transgender woman to have sex with me today.

Best transaction ever

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Now on ITV4 the long awaited documentary, "When Men Expose Themselves".


WARNING: Contains flashing images.

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Wayne Rooney is of course a massive fan of Sickipedia. He especially loves browsing through the all-time hottest jokes in his spare time.

He says the old ones are the best.

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We have a man at work from France named Leroy.

We drop the and just call him Roy.

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I met this bird on Tinder because her profile said she’d shag anything with a pulse.

Turns out she’s vegan and wanted me to arrive with a bowl of lentils.

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Plugging his new book , Hunter Biden has said it was likely his father's name did get him the job with Burisma.

Possibly was his father's name got him the book deal too.

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What do you call a Jewish Rapper?

Snip Dogg.

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Found out my missus had gone camping this weekend with her bit on the side so I followed them and stabbed him to death.. Police have charged me with murder within tent...

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The Gibson guitar company has announced it wishes to be more representative of the LGBT community.
They will launch the Gibson Les Bian next month.