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    #8321
    My girlfriend got attacked by a marsupial in Malaysia.
    "Kuala Lumpur"?
    "No, a kangaroo kicked her up the arse".
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #8322
      Just been for my annual check up with my GP who suggested I need an earring made.

      What a strange thing to say..
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #8323
        It's a pity the Big 6 didn't do the Brexit negotiations. Out of Europe in 48 hours.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #8324
          My computer goes down on me so much I've started calling it Katie Price!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #8325
            Muslims get lots of tulip but to their credit they always name their firstborn after the worlds greatest boxer.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #8326
              Caitlyn Jenner is running for California governor! Fair play, that takes some balls
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8327
                My mate said he wanted to get in shape to get laid.

                I said "don't bother, you being egg shaped is the perfect way to get laid"
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #8328
                  I woke up this morning and turned on the telly. A TV minister said I had already sinned today. So I turned to my wife's sister and said . . .
                  Last edited by vetran; 24 April 2021, 17:32.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #8329
                    Why does Captain America carry the shield around in a drum bag?

                    Well, it's just a cymbal. (boom, tish).
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #8330
                      The insurer Standard Life Aberdeen is to be rebranded Standard Life Abrdn, although it will still be pronounced the same.

                      I think someone probably dropped a few Es before they came up with that one
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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