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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Congratulations to NASA on the success of their first drone flight on Mars.

    Although London Gatwick did close down for an hour as a precaution.
    FTFY

    Doing a stroll around Windsor on 11 Sept 2 Oct for Alzheimer's Society. You can chuck me a few quid here if you like: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/lmallen-1

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      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

      FTFY
      If it was Gatwick they would close for 3 days.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        I just saw a bloke in an RAC van, driving down the road, crying uncontrollably and trembling!



        I thought...he's heading for a breakdown
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          I'm not sure how she even spotted it, but my wife was mad and said I "Drove over a large frog" this one day when we were in a hurry to go somewhere !

          I laughed and said, "That's where the rubber met the toad."
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Mickey Mouse has a Jose Mourinho watch.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Sir Kier Starmer walks into a pub...
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                I saw on my hometown's Facebook page:

                'Missing from the town centre area: our 3-year-old cat Tiddles (pictured). He is recently neutered, wears a collar with a bell to alert birds, and is on a vegan diet.'

                I replied, 'And you're surprised he ran off?'
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Panto time

                  My brother is so rude he won't even drink cordial.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    A Labrador won my local election. This country is going to the dogs.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Congratulations to the European Super League clubs for breaking the record of the 1940 French team for fastest ever surrender.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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