Please put more jokes here

[ladymuck]

Congratulations to NASA on the success of their first drone flight on Mars.

Although London Gatwick did close down for an hour as a precaution.

FTFY

[vetran]

FTFY

If it was Gatwick they would close for 3 days.

[vetran]

I just saw a bloke in an RAC van, driving down the road, crying uncontrollably and trembling!



I thought...he's heading for a breakdown

[vetran]

I'm not sure how she even spotted it, but my wife was mad and said I "Drove over a large frog" this one day when we were in a hurry to go somewhere !

I laughed and said, "That's where the rubber met the toad."

[vetran]

Mickey Mouse has a Jose Mourinho watch.

[vetran]

Sir Kier Starmer walks into a pub...

[vetran]

I saw on my hometown's Facebook page:

'Missing from the town centre area: our 3-year-old cat Tiddles (pictured). He is recently neutered, wears a collar with a bell to alert birds, and is on a vegan diet.'

I replied, 'And you're surprised he ran off?'

[vetran]

Panto time

My brother is so rude he won't even drink cordial.

[vetran]

A Labrador won my local election. This country is going to the dogs.

[vetran]

Congratulations to the European Super League clubs for breaking the record of the 1940 French team for fastest ever surrender.