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    Scottish Conservative MPs have warned that Scotland could become a third world country if it achieves independence. I'm not sure it could improve to that level myself.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      The inventor of the crossword puzzle lives near me. He's three streets across and two down.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Yo momma’s so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
        Yo mama so dumb, she thought THE EXORCIST was a workout video.
        Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.
        Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
        Your momma’s so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
        Your mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew.
        Yo momma’s so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Yo mama so old her birth certificate says “expired”.
          Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?





              Talk.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                My grandparents were named Pearl and Dean

                But we called them grandma and grandpapapapapapapapapapapaa...
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  Teachers in England have announced their Plan B
                  Have 5 months furlough
                  Have 6 week summer holiday
                  Have 14 days isolation
                  Have 6 months full pay sick leave (stress)
                  Come back for teacher training day.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    I’m tired of Democrats saying they need immigrants to do the things ordinary Americans won’t.






                    Like what; voting Democrat?
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I said to the barman, "See that fat bird in the corner? Give her my phone number will you?"
                      "What?" he said. "Why for ****'s sake?"



                      "Because I've just started up a burger van business."
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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