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    There have been further accusations of racial profiling by Nottinghamshire Police.


    The Humboldt Penguin captured in Nottingham last weekend says he was only stopped because he was black.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      I'm not saying I've got a bit used to day drinking while working from home, but my wife has started calling me 'Pablo Deskobar'.
      {emotionless greeting}

      Three Word Slogan

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        I rolled up a newspaper and hit a black widow with it.



        Winnie Mandela was furious
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Ex-Manchester United centre-back, Rio Ferdinand, has lost his driving licence for speeding for the 6th time.


          You would have thought by now he'd be able to sort out a decent defence.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Reported Missing on BBC 1. The police took an hour to find someone in their helicopter. Standards have slipped.


            Anneka Rice used to have to show her bum, solve clues and fit the ad breaks in the same time.
            Last edited by vetran; 20 August 2020, 10:03.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              I got poorly from standing too close to the queen.



              It's Crownowner virus.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                one for Xoggy & Dr Strangelove

                Since moving in, I get quite a few of those religious types knocking on the door each week. I used to invite them inside but I really can't any more. The holding pen downstairs is getting rather crowded and cat food isn't getting any cheaper.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Diane Abbott has declared that Labour will abolish all passenger vehicles in a bid to rid the country of car-owner virus.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    For AtW

                    What do you get if you cross a spider with a squirrel?

                    A bug that will run up your leg and eat your nuts!
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
                      Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram.
                      Son: Thanks Dad
                      Dad: No problem Alan
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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