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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Why did the tomato blush?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!
    Why did the ocean blush?

    Because it saw the seaweed
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      Yo mama is so poor she couldn’t pay attention
      You want my comeback?
      Scrape it off yo mama’s face.
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        You want my comeback?
        Scrape it off yo mama’s face.
        Yo Mama is so fat she has to wear two watches, one for each time zone.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          I went to the music shop and asked the owner if I could see their littlest oboe.

          He said "maybe tomorrow".
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            Yo Mama is so fat she has to wear two watches, one for each time zone.
            Yo mama is so fat, her high school photo was an aerial shot
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              Yo mama so fat she ain't got friends, just people stuck in orbit.

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                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?



                About 5000 miles.
                What's the difference between an African elephant and an Arctic elephant.

                An Artic elephant is colder.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  Originally posted by original PM View Post
                  Yo mama so fat she ain't got friends, just people stuck in orbit.
                  Yo mama is so fat, she tried to take a selfie but ran out of battery.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    Edison was going to call it "The MothAttractor".
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      Do you know what the greatest cause of dry skin is?




                      ...towels.
                      {emotionless greeting}

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