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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostYo mama is so poor she couldn’t pay attention
Scrape it off yo mama’s face.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostYou want my comeback?
Scrape it off yo mama’s face."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I went to the music shop and asked the owner if I could see their littlest oboe.
He said "maybe tomorrow".Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostYo Mama is so fat she has to wear two watches, one for each time zone.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostWhat’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
About 5000 miles.
An Artic elephant is colder.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by original PM View PostYo mama so fat she ain't got friends, just people stuck in orbit.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Do you know what the greatest cause of dry skin is?
...towels.{emotionless greeting}
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