I bet home schooling will go badly. I can see students suspended for fighting. And teachers fired for drinking.
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We should really look to Newton in the current situation, it underscores the gravity of the situation.Comment
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I ran out of toilet paper so have begun using old newspapers.
The Times are rough…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Finland has closed its borders
No one will be crossing the Finish Line…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Nail Salons closed...
Lash Salons closed...
Hair Salons closed...
Tanning Salons closed...
Waxing Salons closed...
It's about to get ugly out there.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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My cleaner walked out the other day.
I miss her. She’s left a vacuum.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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So apparently you can’t say computer virus anymore, it’s PC gone mad.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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So much for key workers carrying on.
Timpsons have closed all their shops today.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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