Please put more jokes here

**BrilloPad** · 19 March 2020, 14:05

I bet home schooling will go badly. I can see students suspended for fighting. And teachers fired for drinking.

**BrilloPad** · 20 March 2020, 08:03

We should really look to Newton in the current situation, it underscores the gravity of the situation.

**WTFH** · 20 March 2020, 10:54

I ran out of toilet paper so have begun using old newspapers.

The Times are rough

**WTFH** · 20 March 2020, 10:55

Finland has closed its borders

No one will be crossing the Finish Line

**WTFH** · 20 March 2020, 10:56

Nail Salons closed...
Lash Salons closed...
Hair Salons closed...
Tanning Salons closed...
Waxing Salons closed...

It's about to get ugly out there.

**Scruff** · 20 March 2020, 11:02

COVID-19 Quarantine Party on Spotify

**WTFH** · 20 March 2020, 16:28

My cleaner walked out the other day.

I miss her. She’s left a vacuum.

**WTFH** · 20 March 2020, 16:29

So apparently you can’t say computer virus anymore, it’s PC gone mad.

**BrilloPad** · 22 March 2020, 17:25

Clocks go forward next weekend. Hopefully by about 3 months....

**WTFH** · 22 March 2020, 18:31

So much for key workers carrying on.

Timpsons have closed all their shops today.

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